There's a cat on the stair!
Though this long lump may lead you to laughter,
Hold onto the rail.
For if you tread on a tail,
You might find yourself tumbling after!
Oh dear and oh dread!
There's a cat on the bed!
And she may seem so small, sweet and furry.
If you dare to suggest
She might shorten her rest,
You'll be faced with a frown full of fury!
Oh
grumble and grouch!
There's a cat on the couch!
And whether he's wakeful
or nap-full,
If you position your end
Near your fine feline friend,
Don't be surprised if you
soon have a lap-full!
